If You Let the Boys Outside

If you let the boys outside they are going to want to use the water table (regardless of the weather).

If they decide to use the water table they will have to get naked since they're sure to get wet. 

After getting naked and starting to play Wes will surely want to join them. 

Once he joins them he will probably end up eating some pink chalk

getting trapped under the water table

and eating something really gross and dirty.



So mom will take it inside and wash it and then bring out a scrubber so the boys can clean the table, and then Derek will put the dirty scrubber in his mouth.

After a while Wes will be all wet and cold and start crying. 

And the boys will need a tub. 

But chances are if we let them outside tomorrow, they'll want to get naked again.